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Joke of the Day
"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"
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"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."
"Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg in, Put your right leg out, Put -spider hokey pokey"
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"What is the difference between Jedward and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner only sucks when you turn it on."
"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"
"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"
"Sorry I asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R? You'd think that but it's the C."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""