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Joke of the Day
"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"
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"What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.? Between a politician and a news camera."
"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"
"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"
"My daughter asked me if opposite day is real. I said yes. Because, you know. Opposite."
"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"
"I like to think that the lead singer of Limp Bizkit sorts out his own affairs before seeing to other peoples... Durst's things First"
"What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions"