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Joke of the Day

"Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?"

"If you ever want to catch a white person, just set a table outside a restaurant in the summertime."

"Don't go to the bathroom outside that shit's illegal"

"[OC] What do you call an orange that just sex Marma-laid"

"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"

"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."

"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"

"The other day a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."

"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."