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Joke of the Day

"[OC] [NSFW] I've practised for years... I've practised for years and years, and I can now finally ejaculate across the room. It's amazing how far I can come."

"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"

"Doctor Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!"

"What is the difference between a tire and a black man? The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it."

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"[Blue whale documentary] This monster can eat 40 million fish in a day. Whale looking directly into the camera: Yeah I'm kind of a foodie."

"Two blondes are in geography class together... One asks the other ""Which is closer, London or the moon"" The other replies ""The moon, obviously, can you see London?"""

"What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl? Sometimes I get the punchline :("

"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure salad"