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Joke of the Day

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."

"What's the difference between Americans and ice cream? Ice cream fits in a tub."

"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."

"Today someone told me that I was ignorant and apathetic. I don't know what that means and I don't care."

"A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone."

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"

"Why did Batman go to the corner store? FOR JUST ICE"

"Why did god make pussy look like a taco? So we can eat it..."

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."