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Joke of the Day

"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."

"If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet."

"All is fair in drunk and war."

"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"

"Women may have claimed the $20 bill... But men still have all the common cents."

"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."

"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"

"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""

"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."