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Joke of the Day
"What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common? They're both $700 for an extra inch!"
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"What's that smell? What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Hey, do you smell carrots?"
"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."
"I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"
"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"
"Q: What do you call Santa's helpers? A: Subordinate Clauses."
"*bride and groom kiss* minister: wow im like right here"