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Joke of the Day

"If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet."

"ABC has cancelled ""Ugly Betty"". It will be replaced by ""Fuckable Jennifer""."

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"Why Doe's Ellen Pao suck? Because of my big tits."

"Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard"

"My boyfriend is so needy. Always demanding things like ""please untie me"" and ""just tell me who you are""."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"

"God came to earth to look for robbers who worshipped him ... But found most of them atheist."

"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"

"Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit."