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Joke of the Day
"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."
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"I wish I could go like Saddam Hussein did. Hanging out with his people"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."
"choose one to drop: 1. acid 2. bass 3. out of college 4. the assault charges 5. that thun thun thun"
"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."
"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"
"Science tells us there are far fewer female autists than male... But thanks to the pay gap, there are far more female starving autists."
"scared the postman i scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. im not sure what scared him more, the fact that i was naked, or that i knew where he lived"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter because he's not coming"
"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."