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Joke of the Day

"Women may have claimed the $20 bill... But men still have all the common cents."

"How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Racists dont like to be enlightened."

"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"

"How guys wake up In the morning Brain: ""Oh f*ck."" Body: ""Don't get up."" Dick: ""THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"""

"playing too much GTA. starting to see traffic as ""options."""

"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."

"""A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."""

"What's hindi for milf? Mumbae"

"Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!"

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."