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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"

"Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is ""I look fantastic in large hats."""

"I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone."

"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."

"[Offensive] What do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and the holocaust? Orange Jews from concentrate"

"Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that..."

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Did you hear, there's no more ice in Poland? The old lady with the recipe died..."

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."