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Joke of the Day
"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"
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"Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you."
"Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop."
"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"
"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."
"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."
"I just found out I passed my drug test.... Which means my dealer has some explaining to do."