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Joke of the Day
"Two men walk into a bar.... The third one ducks."
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"Why repent? I pented just last week."
"I was addicted to freezing poultry. I had to go cold turkey."
"Me: This is the year I'm going to save money. Also me: *googles, ""how to purchase a baby elephant?""*"
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
"Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain? It failed the Smaug test."
"Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest"
"[clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids"
"You know what I like most about people? Their Pets."