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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop."
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"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."
"I hope that guy that ""wants to be a billionaire"" makes $999,999,999.00 and then gets hit by a bus"
"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"
"Tiger Woods joke So I guess Tiger Wood and Lindsay Vonn are having an Open relationship."
"What's long and hard and full of semen? A submarine."
"(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000."
"Strange new trend at the office People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin."
"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."