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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope"

"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"

"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"

"Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family members on TV's ""Dinosaurs"" were all different species of dinosaur"

"I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit."

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"We're all born with scars. from the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, we all share that same mark... Bellybuttons."

"Go down a water slide while it isn't wet and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."

"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."