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Joke of the Day
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
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"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"
"If I close my eyes while my 3 year old pours her cereal I can hear the relaxing sound of thousands of Cheerios raining on the floor."
"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"
"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."
"What do fat people do in the summer? Stink"
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.. ..Or two?"
"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."
"What job do you never stop training for? Conductor"