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Joke of the Day

"What job do you never stop training for? Conductor"

"What do you call a spoiled cow? Chunky"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"

"Hello lamppost, whatcha knowin'? I come to watc-- Lamppost: Nice scarf princess."

"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."

"What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people? Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome."

"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."

"Am - hello - goodbye"

"How do you pay for a circumcision? With a tip!"

"Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund? He wanted to get a long little doggy."