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Joke of the Day
"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."
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"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."
"How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac? Two, then one, then none"
"What's the most popular dance in Warsaw? The pole dance."
"Why does a priest never get married? Because they got nun to love them"
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."
"I want to open a pizza shop called ""Cheesus Crust!"" Our slogan will be: ""Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell."" -or- ""Crust has risen."""
"My daughter asked for a Frozen blanket So last night she slept on the balcony"