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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.. ..Or two?"
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"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"
"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"Have a headache? Eating a carrot can help if you take a Advil after it"
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."
"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."
"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Alcohol ""Umm ok, how about strengths?"" *pouring him a shot* Sharing"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
"Farts are ghosts of things we eat!"