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Joke of the Day

"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"

"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"

"How many 1980s R & B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight"

"Did you hear about the guy who killed people on the train in Germany? Seems like he wanted to be an axe-man."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"