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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. D:"
"My Girlfriend surprised me with a dirty sex toy for my birthday... Now she is in jail and I have anal infection."
"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"
"Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting: *shaking hands* Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle. Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle."
"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Fish 24:7"
"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !"
"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."