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Joke of the Day
"Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus."
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"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."
"Putting a ring on a woman's finger... is like pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the mainstream."
"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."
"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
"The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward."
"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."
"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."