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Joke of the Day

"Jack & Jill went up the hill, for a bit of privacy. Jill lifted her dress, to Jack's distress there was something there she hadn't confessed"

"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."

"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."

"Instead of calling it them locker combinations.... We should call the locker permutations."

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"

"Don't worry. Nobody else wants Sharona."

"Mario recently broke up with Peach. His reason: ""It's not a-you, It's a-me, Mario."""

"Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...? He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp."

"Poker is like sex... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand"

"Where do SJWs belong? In an oven."