100130
Joke of the Day
"Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing"
Next Joke
"A girl approaches a guy... Girl: Do you drink? Guy: No. Girl: Do you do drugs? Guy: No. Girl: Do you watch porn? Guy: No. Girl: Then how do you have fun? Guy: I lie to people."
"""I'm sorry, but are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"" -Fun way to confuse a waiter who just suggested a menu item"
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""
"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None"
"Netflix and Chill or ... Redtube and Lube "
"He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me"
"What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos."
"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."