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Joke of the Day
"If H2O is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside? K9P"
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"What do you call an autistic stoner? A baked potato"
"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."
"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"
"War does not determine who is right only who is left."
"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""
"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"
"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."