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Joke of the Day

"I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper."

"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."

"Why don't seagulls fly over bays? because then they'd be called bagels!"

"What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"Just had a very thorough pat-down by a TSA agent. Now he wants to talk about my feelings, but I'm soooo sleepy."

"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""

"I think I was Italian, in a pasta life."

"You think it's difficult to plug one nostril and blow out the other? It's snot rocket science."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? [Jimmy Carr Jokes](http://thatswhatwedo.iobad.com/post/859629085/jimmy-carr-jokes)"