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Joke of the Day
"He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me"
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"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."
"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"
"I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said ""we've had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella"""
"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"
"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."
"Due to Michael Jackson's passing..."
"People can be so easy to read.... ....Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime."
"Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes. But opticians like them *cornea*."
"A star walks into a black hole... ... but it doesn't seem phazed. The black hole turns to the star and says, ""Sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."""