9
Joke of the Day
"He was a real gentlemen and always opened the fridge door for me"
Next Joke
"Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other? X and V. There's a C between them."
"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"
"I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was ""indecent."" Bull-fucking-shit."
"Interested in: ( ) men ( ) women (X) food"
"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."
"Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand she has to give directions!"
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing? A buccaneer."
"What's the deal with the Z Fighters? They aren't fighting to stay awake!"