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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos."

"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."

"Commitment doesn't mean sticking to one person forever, it means keeping a relationship with someone even though you have lots of options."

"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."

"What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. ."

"What's the difference between a really comedian and someone who can't complete a joke?"

"What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? A Large Hardon Collider."

"It comes too early. Premature ejaculation is just like the punchline of this joke."

"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."

"Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers."