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Joke of the Day

"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""

"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest."

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"What business is King Kong in? Monkey business."

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"This joke is may be too vulgar for reddit... nsfw [Removed]"

"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."

"I'm so confused when the TV voice before a show I'm about to watch says, ""For mature audiences only."" Can I watch or not?"