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Joke of the Day

"A cannibal, a terrorist and a rapist walk into a bar... in their jail cell."

"What Austrian girls and wine have in common? Both mature in a cellar."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in."

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"

"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."

"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."