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Joke of the Day
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
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"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."
"Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out."
"What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her"
"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."
"What do you call it when you're run over by a German? Hunover."
"What sound does a frog make while jacking off? Rubbit Rubbit"
"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! ... I'll see myself out."
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."