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"how do you call a white racist whitler"
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"I voted for Giant Meteor for 2016 Guess I'll just hope for another."
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"What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him? ""Mitosis !"""
"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Yeah, great food but no atmosphere."
"Today was boring, I hung around in my underwear all day... got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."
"Scarface didn't really give those guys enough time to say ""hello"" before shooting them."
"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""
"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."