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Joke of the Day
"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"
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"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."
"What i if told you You the read first line wrong And the second"
"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."
"Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"As soon as I walk in, I can feel every woman at the gym dressing me with their eyes."
"What do you call a far-ranging debate? A mass-debate."
"Why are books the only thing advertised as ""Wherever books are sold."" You can't sell other stuff by saying ""Wherever you get this shit, IDK"""
"I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick."