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Joke of the Day

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."

"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."

"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"What's the longest you've stayed in bed? I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke"

"What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool."

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."