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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"
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"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."
"How does a police officer go to the bathroom? Ctrl+C"
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
"The shortest distance between two points is always closed due to some bullshit construction that should've been finished a year ago."
"How do you starve a right wing christian? Hide their money in their bible."
"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""
"How can you tell when a vampire is sick? By his coffin!"
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""
"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"