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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"
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"As our exhausted bodies lay down on the bed... She turned to me and said, ""What do you think of post-sex?"" ""I can't say I've ever fucked a letter box."" I replied."
"Sunglasses were invented so you can stare at me while you're with your girlfriend."
"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"
"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"If this song were a fish, it'd be a Tuuunna Fish Back me up here guys...I don't think this is a funny joke, but the person who said it is so sure it's hilarious"
"Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We're all crying. It's awesome."
"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."
"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"