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Joke of the Day

"A Jew and an American are sitting on a bus... The Holocaust denier farts. The Jew says, ""That's gross!"" The Holocaust denier says, ""What, a little gas never killed anyone."""

"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."

"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"

"Have you guys heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? well he's all right now"

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"

"What do you call it when two hobbits are involved in a footrace that is too close to call A Frodo-finish"

"What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola? A parabola."

"Dude yelled ""Fight me like a man"" at me, so I held him down and marginalized him for a thousand years."

"Palin: I'm seriously considering a presidential run. Reporter: Do you even know what the word seriously means? Palin: Don't refudiate me."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"