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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"
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"My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars."
"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"
"Fight Club, but instead of blowing up all the financial institutions, they reset all twitter follower counts back to zero."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes? Pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."
"Why do old people read the Bible so much? Cramming for finals"
"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"
"What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran."
"""Why is it that whenever there's two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"""