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Joke of the Day
"""How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?"" ""I blitzed it."""
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"I just tinder matched with a block of cheese."
"My wife came in and caught me watching something X rated material... ""Someone's set the channel numbers to Roman numerals!"" I exclaimed."
"""Don't kill it!"" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it."
"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."
"Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4"