201064
Joke of the Day
"A young Jewish boy asks his father for $50... His father says, ""$40? What do you want $30 for??"""
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"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."
"What kind of tree barks? A dogwood!!"
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye... and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."""
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."
"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"
"""Beep."" Zebra walking past a self service checkout."
"I get really bad anxiety when driving over bridges. My therapist says I have truss issues."