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Joke of the Day
"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."
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"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"""Dude, we should swap spacesuits. Just for a laugh."" ""Ha, yeah ok."" [swaps suits] ""Now we sh-"" ""You took a shit in this, didn't you?"""
"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."
"United Kingdom More like... Divided Kingdom."
"whats the difference between a woman and a computer ? A woman has no use for a 3 1/2"" inch floppy."
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""
"Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?"