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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks? Yes I'd like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name's Adam, but you can call me Aldin."

"What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer? Shoes wisely"

"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"

"A family walks into a Hotel... The Dad walks up to the desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The receptionist says ""It's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"

"I have performance enhancing shrugs."

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"

"How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings."

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"Do not trust atoms... They make everything up."