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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between a woman and a computer ? A woman has no use for a 3 1/2"" inch floppy."

"What is worst then the holocaust? 6 million Jews"

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"

"[on date] Here, let me help you with your jacket! *i gently remove her jacket* This is mine now. Cya"

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy."

"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."

"Why don't they have bars in Syria? Because, they prefer to get bombed at home."

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."