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Joke of the Day
"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."
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"You really inspire me to be a bitter person."
"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"
"What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him? ""Mitosis !"""
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"One nation, under Trump, divisible... Trade liberty and justice for Wall."
"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."
"I got fired today, because during my lunch break, I went to the men's room and blew chunks. Chunks is our forklift driver, I should admit."
"Something, something, camouflage. Lol. No one is commenting because they are pretending they can't see my post. That's so Meta."
"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""