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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
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"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""
"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"
"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."
"Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly."
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."
"me: wtf how am i getting life in prison for running over an eagle with my car my lawyer: again, that was the Philadelphia Eagles mascot"
"Why do ghosts carry tissues? Because they have BOOOOgers."
"I've been staring at this bench press for 3 days now and I feel exactly the same. This ""Weight Watchers"" shit is a hoax."