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Joke of the Day
"What did the neutrino say to the planet? Just passing through"
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"A pirate walks into a bar And the bartender says, ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?"". The pirate replies,""arrr, I know, it's driving me nuts""."
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"
"Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite And shopped wrong"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"[Fear Factor] HOST: and the first contestant to touch the puppy in front of them will be sent home *camera pans to me already holding puppy*"
"Me: But I'm sweaty, I'm anxious, my heart rate is up Doctor: This is the 3rd visit I've had to tell you I can't treat being offended online"
"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"
"[on a date] Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator [her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity] ""This isn't cool man."""