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Joke of the Day

"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"

"I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too"

"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"

"What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert? Darude Sandstorm"

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."

"Muslim: I do not eat bacon. Jew: I do not eat bacon. Me: I will have their bacon."

"You have to be flexible to work here. On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles."