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Joke of the Day
"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"
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"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"
"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"A man walks into hospital ""What's with Jane ?"" ""It doesn't look good"" ""Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"""
"How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick."
"Jesus made 6 thousand people bread, but a guy in the 1940s made 6 million people toast."
"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."
"Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car"
"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"
"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."