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Joke of the Day
"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."
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"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""
"I keep my porn in the oven! My wife will never find it there!"
"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."
"What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play? a conundrum"
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"
"Do you know why super villains are so good at math? Because of all their practice plotting."
"They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie... It still hasn't cured my alcoholism."
"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"
"What does the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's offensive to talk about."