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Joke of the Day

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."

"Two muffins are sitting in the oven. When one muffin leans over to the other and says, ""boy it sure it's hot in here."" To which the other muffin responds, ""holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."

"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."

"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."