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Joke of the Day

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then."

"My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun."

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"What do you call a person who thinks every day is Halloween? a transsexual"

"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "

"What's an Arab's favorite car? Citroen C4"

"In West Philadelphia born & raised/ through my anus is where I got most of my AIDS - Tom Hanks in Philadelphia'"