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Joke of the Day

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"I hate adjectives Because they're terrible! \_()_/ "

"Sure, white people cant say they ""N"" word but atleast we can say phrases like "" thanks for the warning, officer"" and ""hey dad"""

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"

"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"

"Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy."

"Q: Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns? A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."